Funny Pages

At a dinner plagued by strangeness, too much heat, and looniness, there were some seriously bizarre moments.

Incident 1 (Eating at a japanese restaurant)
Waitress (with thick japanese accent): hot tea?
T: Hello? Yes! I'm happy! How are you?
Waitress: Hot tea?

Incident 2 (While talking about the upcoming moving Made of Honor)
T: Have you heard about that new movie "Made of Honor" about a guy being the "maid of honor." But, it's "Made" like M-A-D-E.
J: huh?..like mad?
E: No....made...M-A-D-EEEEEE!!

Incident 3 (While T was calculating his approximate value if he were frozen yogurt toppings sold by weight).
Looking at his calculator that said $811.
T: Dude, if i were a topping, I'd be worth Eight hundred eleven-eleven dollars!
Everyone: Eleven-eleven?!
T: Hahaha! I saw the two 1's and read "eleven-eleven!"