The clown in my three-ring circus:

Avery sends me a link to a Mandy Moore BBS. Oh, and Shane West is the guy in the new Mandy Moore movie.

MisterAvery: this is my new bbs.
evtu: aww...but what about shane west???
MisterAvery: that guy sucks.
evtu: no he doesn't
evtu: that's how they're gonna get girls to go see the movie w/ their boyfriends who wanna see it for mandy.

Avery found this funny. And then he asked me out. Then he found that even funnier.