Everyone, I have an announcement to make. Can I have your attention please? I'd like you to meet the newest member of my household!

Moose has now moved into my quiet apartment here in Oakland. He comes to visit frequently. He likes to eat dinner (and sometimes breakfast too!)

He's quite the charmer. Big inquisitive eyes, a boldness and courage that is unmatched by anybody I have previously met, an unparalleled sharpness for getting out of life-threatening situations.

So, without further ado...

I present to you Moose the Mouse!

Too bad I don't have a picture of him. Honestly, I wish he'd go away and leave me alone.